Fancy some serious fooling around with a Robson Green "sound-alike" and a Phil Collins "lookalike"? Well here I am! Seriously though, I am a Geordie lad born and bred, adrift in a strange land. Macclesfield I think they call it. Anyhoo! enough of the geography lesson. As for myself, and my general appearance, well in the Pierce Brosnan league I ain't, but neither am I in the Quasimodo division either. Some might say a distant relative perhaps, but then what do sisters know! I am 5'10" tall, blue eyed (two for the use of), of muscular build, with broad shoulders (again one on either side, as it helps with the balance I find). I also believe (as does every other man ever born), that I possess that most important & sexy trait of all, a "Good sense of humour", in bucketfuls. I have bags of stamina and never give up the good fight!

What am I looking for? Simple! A lady outside the bedroom and a harlot inside! Hard loving, sexy women of any age and shape, who also possess the most tantalising and sexy quality that any woman can possess, (No, not being a nymphomaniac who owns a pub, but do not let any ladies who fit the bill be put off!). No, a woman who actually enjoys life and lives it!! I know that sounds a bit naff , but it's true nonetheless. So ladies if you are willing to take that most dangerous of risks, namely that of having to have a good time, then give me a call! I'm waiting! So here's hoping I find myself talking to you soon!